Let’s face it, with a smartphone in every pocket, watches are less about telling time and more about telling the world who you are. So, how do you pick the perfect wrist companion that screams “you”? Let’s dive into the wild world of watch personalities!
The “I’m Always Late But Look Fabulous” Watch
If you’re the type who considers “fashionably late” a lifestyle, you need a watch that’s more jewelry than a timekeeper. Go for something sparkly or vintage with unique fonts and decorative features. A name-brand investment piece, something you’ll want to keep for your children, is also a great option for you.
The “I Could Survive the Apocalypse” Watch
For the adventurers, survivalists, and those who think the zombie apocalypse is just around the corner, there’s the rugged, could-probably-stop-a-bullet watch. Look for features like water resistance to 1000 meters (because you never know when you’ll need to dive into the Mariana Trench), a compass, and maybe some health tracking features.
The “I’m Hip and Ironic” Watch
For those who think analog is the new digital, there’s the deliberately low-tech watch. The more it looks like something your grandpa would wear, the better. Bonus points if it’s actually your grandpa’s watch!
